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February 25, 2020February 25, 2020

Tech Tuesdays

Note: Over the next week, I will be introducing readers (however few there are) to the new format of The Daily Octane. Each day will be the topic reveal for that calendar day going forward. Additionally, I will provide context for why I feel I have ANY business even writing about the subject.

Hello, My name is Chris and I am a Technoholic.

There is absolutely no doubt about. I legitimately cannot help it. If you are a consumer electronic manufacturer and need a guinea pig, I am most assuredly your guy. I love to add new gadgets and gizmos to my diverse smart home setup. If That Then This, otherwise known as IFTTT, and I have a powerful relationship. We will get into that service another time.

In my Saturday blog post, Gaming Saturdays, I recalled my early exposure to The Intellivision gaming system at age 4. As I grew up into my adolescence and then teens, my parents were amazing about feeding my technoholic addiction. Christmas morning brought programmable robots, walkie talkies, computers, and a myriad of other 80s wonders.

As I reached adulthood and personal computing began to really take off with the arrival of the modern internet, I entered a new world of techie amazement. Suddenly I could research the hot new thing. News about technology trends was being fed to me on a daily basis through a screen in my home office. E3, or the Electronic Entertainment Expo, was coming to prominence in the industry at the same time I was living in southern California. I attended the event several times. It was like entering Heaven and I fell deeper into my addiction.

The Electronic Entertainment Expo, aka E3 is held annually in Los Angeles.

Being a Technoholic is hard when you are broke

The main issue that plagued me in my 20s was a decided lack of funds. The first few years were ok because I was still in the Marine Corps. It is shocking how much extra money a young guy in the military has if they don’t drink and live in the barracks. Once I was married and separated from active duty, that changed in a significant way.

Regardless of my financial woes, I still found ways to obtain the elusive gadgetry my brain and heart required. I got my hands on a cell phone as an early adopter of the technology. I had a touchscreen computer monitor long before the usefulness of it was even realized by developers. Surround sound found its way into my home as soon as that was developed. That was purchased with a Radio Shack credit card, in case you want to conceptualize how long ago that was.

Generally, I was able to beg, borrow, or steal my way into the tech world enough to keep the demons away.

Real jobs make real money

In yesterday’s post, Massage Therapy Mondays, I recount my years after the Marine Corps where I continued my trend of low income, unsatisfying employment. But in 2001 I landed a job at AT&T in which I made more money than one would expect from a call center job in Syracuse, NY. Cue some new and amazing tech in my life.

One could say I went on a rampage for several years. I sought out the very best laptop and desktop. Gaming systems found their way into every useful room of my apartment. As soon as they hit Best Buy, I bought a 1080p rear projection television that was an absolute monstrosity in hindsight.

This is not a photo of my actual television, but it is a similar model. It was enormous.

All the purchases I and the overdrawn credit cards and fights with my ex-wife during that time seem quaint compared to today.

Now that I am firmly seated in my 40s and have achieved a modicum of success financially, I cannot help myself. Luckily, I have an amazing girlfriend that keeps me pretty humble and grounded. She also this innate way of scowling at me when I attempted to adopt a new technology that simply isn’t necessary.

It is still everywhere, no matter what

Regardless of her ability to oversee my spending, my girlfriend had not yet arrived on the scene when I was doing most of my recent collecting.

The Smart Home marketplace is inundated with wondrous options for someone life me. Here is a brief list of the smart home gadgets I enjoy everyday in my home:

Phillips Hue Lighting System
Nest Thermostat
Ring Doorbell
Blink Camera System
Google Home

Additionally, I have been a huge fan of some other tech that I will highlight in future posts here. These include, but are certainly not limited to:

Wahoo Kickr
GoPro Cameras
DJI Majic Pro Drone
Samsung S9+
Samsung Galaxy Tab S6
Boosted Board
An assortment of Gaming Tech

I am by no means a tech expert. I am a hobbyist at best, but I am incredibly passionate and try to keep with any and all news coming out of that industry. Please come along as I dive deep into my obsession in future Tuesday posts.

Christopher Hess, LMT

Remember to come back tomorrow when I reveal Wednesday’s topic.

February 24, 2020February 27, 2020

Massage Therapy Mondays

One of the most common questions I get asked on a regular basis is, “How did you end up becoming a massage therapist?” If you don’t know me and are setting eyes on me for the first time, that is a totally logical question to ask. If there is a stereotypical look for a massage therapist, I am about as far from that as one can get.

A Dead End Professional Career

I graduated high school in 1993 from a small rural school in the Fingerlakes region of New York State. During my childhood, I was fairly sheltered from the rest of the world and my upbringing was one a typical middle class conservative family. I started working when I was 14 years old at a dairy farm. That was shit work (see what I did there?) and lasted only a few short weeks. At sixteen, I took a job at The Hollywood Restaurant in Auburn, NY. Some of the teens I ran with at the time had also worked there so it seemed a logical choice. I worked as a dishwasher and then later as a prep cook.

I tried college for a bit. The world of television and radio was calling me. My aspirations out shined my ambition and I quickly floundered. At the same time, I was struggling to socially adapt to adulthood and began an excessive amount of drug use. None of it was illicit narcotics or anything like that, but it was affecting me all the same.

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There is an age old trope in early adult life. If you feel trapped and need to escape your life, go in the military. So that is precisely what I did. I landed in The United States Marine Corps and left for Parris Island in November of 1994. While in the Corps, I carried the Military Occupational Specialty (or MOS) of 4641, which is a Still Photographic Specialist, otherwise known as Combat Camera. That was a lot of fun and high stress but it served me in a transformational way. Like many veterans, I left the military with a clearly defined understanding of work ethic, responsibility, and initiative.

After my separation from active duty, I stayed in Southern California, where my last assignment was. To make money, I worked part-time as a bouncer. I also started selling cars. A dear friend of mine at the time was doing that and he brought me into the dealership. I had a knack for it but it was still not enough money for life in Huntington Beach, CA so I sought out something additional.

On a whim, I walked into the casting offices of Disneyland. The first time I entered a Disney Theme Park was AFTER being hired to work there. Like so many people in this world, I was a Disney fan, so working in the park seemed a logical thing to do in my early 20s.

A little over a year later I decided to move back to New York. I took a job as a car salesman at a local dealership and also worked part-time in a camera store. Neither was financially fruitful. This is primarily due to a dramatically shorter car sales season in an area with prevalent snowfall.

I Begin My First Real Job

In 2001, my aunt was able to get me a job at AT&T. I worked in customer service and sales in their small business division. Business to Business sales served me well and I was good at it. I commonly ranked high in their national salesperson rankings…right up until the call center closed in the spring of 2005. Over the next three years I jumped from sales job to sales job, never being satisfied. Along the way, I learned about wholesale distribution, payroll administration, media marketing, and advertising. Sadly, I even sold male enhancement products in the middle of the night at a toll-free number call center. That was gross.

All of that changed in the fall of 2008 when the stock market crashed. Overnight, the sales jobs dried up. The company I was at called 75% of their workforce into a large conference room and unceremoniously fired us. The President at the time, George W. Bush, along with Congress, passed an Unemployment Insurance Benefit extension, which allowed me to collect payments for 99 weeks. I realized during that time that I was not qualified to do anything but sales. And there were no sales jobs in Syracuse right then.

Sometime in 2010, a friend called me out of the blue. It was a woman I worked with at a Karaoke joint. I used to be a DJ while she was tending bar. The call changed my life and I will never forget it. I was walking the aisles at a Wegmans, shopping with no money, when I answered the ring.

She was going back to school. She wanted to be an esthetician. Her current boss wanted her find someone to replace her position. That was where I came in. She went on to explain that the owner could be sort of difficult to work for. He was a chiropractor but also a massage therapist and a good business man. He also didn’t want to waste time on a hiring process and was trusting her to find me. I took the job.

My Entrance Into Massage

Over the next couple of years, I went from receptionist to office manager. I played a part in the growth of the business and along the way I learned a lot of valuable information about the industry I was in.

In late 2012, a series of events occurred that forced me to make a difficult decision. I will most assuredly address this in a later blog post but for now lets just say I made the choice to leave the office I worked at. There was only one thing I realistically should do at that time. I registered for Massage School.

The Onondaga School of Therapeutic Massage is without a shadow of doubt the best in the region. They have two campuses, one in Rochester, New York and the other in Syracuse, where I went. If you ever wondered what massage school is like, lets just say it is unbelievably different than traditional college. I will recount that transitional period of my training at a later time, as there are a load of good stories.

One amazing reality that is hard to believe all these years is that I had no earthly clue in 2012 if I was even going to like being a massage therapist, never mind be any good it. Thankfully, it turns out both were incredibly true.

I graduated in June of 2013 as the Salutatorian of my class. I passed my boards and was officially licensed by New York State in October of that year. My first paid massage position was at Align Chiropractic & Massage in East Syracuse, NY. It was owned by two friends and former co-workers of mine from the previous office. Immediately, I knew I had found my calling.

Less than a year after starting with them, and just slightly over a year after graduating massage school, I made the choice to open my own practice. In hindsight, it was a very humble beginning. I rented a single room in an old house that was converted to offices. I borrowed a small amount of money from a friend and purchased a high end massage table, a website, a computer, and sheets. The rest is history.

At a later time, I will recount the growth of my company and how I got to where I am today. For now, I will leave you with this:

Camillus Massage Therapy, P.C.

Presently, my humble company that started as a small DBA has evolved into a professional corporation. Camillus Massage Therapy, P.C. employs twelve employees working a varied schedule in four treatment rooms. We have business relationships with The Upstate Cancer Center and Syracuse University to provide chair event services for events. I also have a contract with Syracuse University Athletics where I serve as the only Licensed Massage Therapist providing treatment to that department. That work consists of season long treatment of several of the teams, and it is work I love.

This is me at The Ride for The Rescue, which is an annual cycling charity event. — My staff often provides sports event at cycling and running events

Another amazing working relationship is with The Onondaga School of Therapeutic Massage where I serve on their Program Advisory Committee. They invite me to come to the school to speak on Q&A panels for new students, participate in strokes clinics where I assess the preparedness of students to enter public clinic, and as a facilitator of mock interviews for the students preparing for graduation.

I could not have imagined being where I am today when I graduated High School. I also couldn’t be any happier. My career is the most fulfilling thing I have ever experienced next to the love of my two sons.

After 25 years of being pretty good at some things, I have become an expert at this. Massage Therapy is a growing industry with more and more acceptance as a medical treatment option. I have plans for the future in this field, but I will keep those pretty close to my chest for the time being.

In future blog posts, I will make an attempt to demystify the massage industry and explain exactly what it is that I do and maybe answer some lingering questions people have.

Christopher Hess, LMT

Be sure to return tomorrow to see what Tuesday’s topic will be.

February 23, 2020February 23, 2020

Sundays Are For Entertainment

We all like to be entertained. For many of us, it is enjoyment of movies, books, music, and television that helps us get through every day. Activities like reading a book are solo. We curl up with a cup of coffee on the couch and find solitude from the rigors of the day. Going to the theater, whether it is a live production or the newest Hollywood blockbuster, is something we often do with friends and family. How many times have you looked forward to going to work, so you can discuss the newest show you just saw on Netflix? A good concert can be the ultimate catharsis. There are few things in this world quite as moving as an arena full of people singing Piano Man back to Billy Joel.

Are you not entertained?

We older people fondly recall Maximus demanding an answer to that question from the crowd in the 2000 film, Gladiator. Ridley Scott created an absolute masterpiece. That film will be watched and revered for generations. Hollywood is an odd product of human society. Over the course of what is effectually a short period of time, a collection of artistic minds created an entire industry in the beautiful hills of Southern California.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Charles Dickens penned that line as the opening for his 1859 book, A Tale of Two Cities. He took the reader on a sort of existential journey. English teachers use that book as an introduction to a higher level of writing and students lament its meaning. Regardless, it is another masterpiece. It is also only one of millions of books, poems, and short stories written by authors of all walks of life. If there is a subject you can imagine, someone has written about it.

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away.

The Beatles released their Help! album in 1965 and Yesterday became one of a slew of #1 hits for the band. Rock music is relatively new to the scene when you consider music has been around for centuries. It has changed dramatically from its beginnings with Elvis Presley, who many consider to be the pioneer of the sound. It is difficult to even compare The Beatles with U2 or The Foo Fighters, but its all rock n roll. Aside from Rock, there are many other genres of music that fill the airwaves of radio stations around the world.

Winter is coming.

You speak that line and people instantly know you are referring to HBO‘s series, Game of Thrones. Television is a medium that has substantially evolved over the course of its history. It started, very humbly, with just a couple of broadcast companies airing live productions. The producers of these programs generally came from radio backgrounds and framed the scripts as they would for that medium. Over the century since it started, television has transformed into an on-demand spectrum of options. The production value of some shows rivals anything the movie industry creates.

There are so many ways to be entertained.

My passion for all forms of entertainment is more than the sum of its parts. I am not an avid reader anymore, but I have a nearly encyclopedic understanding of the music industry. In general, if a movie is not based on a comic book character, I may skip it. That genre has become so prevalent, it is hard to have a bank account substantial enough for anything else in the theater. As for television, there is always something I am watching. I love dramas, sci-fi, anime, comedies, cartoons, and everything else under the sun.

Like you, I love to be entertained…

Come back each and every Sunday, when I will recount my favorite movies, or list the best television cartoons, or tell a concert story in which I almost died. There are so many things to discuss.

Christopher Hess, LMT

Be sure to come back tomorrow to find out what Monday’s topic will be.

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February 22, 2020February 23, 2020

Gaming Saturdays

A Brief History of Gaming

Games are as old as human history. There are depictions of ancient Greek combatants playing dice on the battlefield. The vikings were known to play chess. The Romans popularized the Gladiatorial battles. The Greeks also held the Olympic Games. In recent decades, family based board games have been all the rage. During the 1970s, computerized video games began to find their way into our lives. In the 1980s and 90s, competitive card games like Magic the Gathering took hold of a whole flock of less desirable youth.

Greek heroes Achilles and Ajax playing a dice game between battles at the siege of Troy.
(Image credit: Jakob Bådagård/Public domain)

When it came to games, my childhood is very typical. At a young age, I was exposed to Chutes & Ladders, Checkers, Chess, Monopoly, and a slew of card games. That is just a minuscule sampling. The reality is that gaming was only a small part of my daily existence. That reality fundamentally changed forever in 1979 when my parents made the choice to invest in an Intellivision. The Mattel company began development of the Intellivision gaming console in 1977. Coincidentally, the Atari 2600 exploded onto the home entertainment scene that very year.

The battle between system adopters in the late 70s and early 80s pales in comparison to today’s feuds between Playstation and Xbox, but it was there all the same. While I was decidedly late to the video gaming world (relatively, of course. I was only 4 years old), I was firmly in the Intellivision camp. It wasn’t until years later that I even tinkered around with an Atari. Some of my friends had Ataris and that was enough for me.

So Many Consoles & So Little Time

While I started my gaming odyssey with the Intellivision, I most certainly did not end it there. My collection of gaming systems has been vast and nearly complete. Everyone likes a good list, so here is mine:

Intellivision
- The Intellivoice add on the system, which debuted in 1982 added realistic voice to the gaming experience
Commodore 64 landed on the scene in 1982, although I didn’t get mine for another year or two. The Commodore was akin to a Personal Computer and was trying to battle for market share from Apple and IBM. Still, its primary selling point was its library of role playing games, which were groundbreaking at the time.
The N intendo Entertainment System exploded into the US market in 1986 after a slow roll out in Japan and then select markets in the US. Its fundamentally changed the gaming genre with enhanced graphics and a corporate philosophy of total control of the game development. The NES was the first system to have an iconic trademark level character in Mario.

The iconic plumber. He was the first gaming ambassador.

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The Gameboy was a logical followup to the NES in 1989, allowing players to take the games with them wherever they went. It would not be the last handheld gaming system, but its name is still synonymous with portable gaming to this day.
The TurboGrafx-16 quietly came on the scene that same year. It featured groundbreaking 16 bit graphics and an alternative art style in its game design. The company struggled with marketing failures, a very high price point, and abysmal title options. However, I can still remember my amazement when I first set eyes on the gameplay.
The Sega Genesis was the first attempt from the startup company, Sega Games Co. It also beat Nintendo to the 16 bit gaming world, but its relative obscurity did not make it a huge hit right away.
The Super Nintendo was released in 1991 and was the first Nintendo system to have 16 bit graphics. Even though it was second to the market, Nintendo still dominated the marketplace.
The Sony Playstation was the first gamechanger on the scene in 1995 offering 32 bit graphics. Sega did not have the juice to battle Nintendo, but Sony had large stores of capital for research and development. They came on the scene ready for war. In addition to 32 bit graphics, The Playstation brought the introduction of Compact Discs to the gaming world, which had traditionally consisted of cartridges.

The Nintendo 64 was the answer to the Playstation, debuting in 1996. While it remained a cartridge based game system, it was my first 3D gaming experience.
- as a side note, I actually got a Nintendo 64 before a Playstation. It was also the first game system I ever bought with my own money. I was a Private in The United States Marine Corps at the time. I have wonderful memories of hanging out in the barracks with my fellow Jarheads playing these games. The Nintendo 64 was also a very robust system. I still have that original console I bought all those years ago and it still works.
I got the Playstation 2 at launch in 2000. My cousin stood in line all night for me at Walmart because I was working as a bar bouncer at the time. Thanks, Ben. This game system was extraordinary and still stands the test of time. It was the gold standard of gaming for years, despite the release of the first Xbox.
The Nintendo Dual Screen or DS as it is generally called debuted in 2004. I have actually owned several iterations of DS models, but I will not list them all out here.
The Xbox 360 thrust onto the scene in 2005 and was a massive hit. You may notice that I didn’t list the original Xbox as a console. I never owned one. To this day, I have never had an original Xbox in my position. While I have played it, it was never really impressed with it. The Xbox 360 was also not purchased right away, as I did not bite the bullet and buy one until 2007 when Harmonix released Rock Band on consoles.

The Playstation Portable or PSP also came out in 2005. Sony was not quite ready for a new console, so they attacked Nintendo’s strangle hold on the portable market. I owned one, but I believe I only ever owned four or five games. My oldest son got far more use out of it than I ever did.
The Nintendo Wii launched in 2006 to immediate and enormous success. That holiday season it was THE hot ticket. You could not find a Wii on the shelves that year. People made small fortunes selling them on Ebay and other sites. Once again, I had this system at “launch” but my ex-wife wouldn’t let me have it until Christmas. Supposedly, it was for the kid. It is important to note that The Wii was the first game system with wholly broad appeal. I can recall the news stories of geriatric residents of group homes playing Wii Tennis and Wii Bowling in the common areas of their retirement communities.
The Playstation 4 arrived in 2014. It was the first console I purchased specifically for my son. It was a Christmas gift for him that year. I played it some, but it was decidedly his. That is until I stole it from him years later and it still sits in my office right next to me as I type this article.
The newest console on the market (for me at least) is the Xbox One. The Xbone, as some people sarcastically call it, was released in 2013. Once again, I did not buy one right away. I was not exactly wealthy at the time and I was having a harder and harder time convincing my wife (at the time) to let me get one. I have five of them in the house now that I am divorced.
My latest purchase is my gaming PC. I own an iBUYPOWER Gaming Tower and it is a powerhouse. I am not going to bore you with the specs, but it is quite the system. It is used for Steam gaming and especially for my:
- Occulus Rift VR system, which is the first of the big two VR systems. I do not own an HTC Vibe, but I am well aware of how good that system is too.

In Closing…

While that is all quite the exhaustive list, there are plenty of gaming systems I have never owned. I may touch on some of them in future posts.

I am no expert on gaming, console, PC, or otherwise, but I am going to certainly make an attempt to express my feelings on the subject in future Saturdays. If you are a fan of gaming, please join me.

Christopher Hess, LMT

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February 21, 2020February 22, 2020

Fitness Friday

I was never really thin as a child. I wasn’t exactly fat either. Rather, I existed somewhere in the middle of the road. Taking a gander back at yearbook pics and such has led me to understand that I was fairly nondescript. In High School, that can actually be a good thing. Best to not stand out either way. I played some sports in school. In the 7th and 8th grade, I tried to play basketball. That was at the peak of Michael Jordan’s career and everyone wanted to “Be Like Mike.” I was no exception. I was also not tall, athletic, or talented. In the 9th and 10th grades, I wrestled. I was actually decent at the sport, even pinning a kid from a rival school in just nine seconds in a match. That’s a true story and also the highlight of my wrestling career. I likely could have done more, but I spent the majority of the time academically ineligible. Why? Well, I had a love/hate relationship with homework. I golfed in high school as well. My Grandfather was an avid golfer. He was good, too. I spent a number of years idolizing that man and golf was a way of getting his attention. It didn’t work. He never once even asked me to golf with him…

Scholastic sports aside, something profound happened to me in the Spring of 1991. I was in the second half of my Sophomore year of High School and had a love affair with movies. As most kids my age at the time, I was a huge fan of The Two Coreys. Corey Haim and Corey Feldman were in nearly all the influential movies of my youth. While their stories are tragic when viewed through the lens of hindsight, at the time they were my heroes. Enter Prayer of the Rollerboys!

Something about this movie struck a chord with me. I am not sure if it was the post 80s dystopian aesthetic, or the young Patricia Arquette’s natural sexiness (I was definitely deep into puberty) or the rebellious actions of the protagonists, but something excited me to no end. As is human nature, I wanted to emulate something I loved. I wanted to get Rollerblades.

Over the next couple of years, I formed a passionate love affair with the sport of in-line skating. I skated for fitness, I skated for sport, and I skated for fun. I watched the X-Games on ESPN and tried to mimic their moves (often with tragic consequences). To be wholly truthful, I got really good at it.

Shortly after High School, I joined the United States Marine Corps, where I began to travel the World. And everywhere I went, I brought my skates. I skated in North Caroline, Florida, Okinawa, Thailand, and California. I skated everywhere I could right up until the popularity of inline skating dwindled. I started to notice that when I was skating around, I was the only person skating around. That led to awkwardness, which ultimately led to a painful decision to stop altogether.

When my second wife (these are stories for another time) got pregnant for our oldest son in 2002, I started gaining some weight with her. When she lost the pregnancy weight after he was born, I didn’t. When she got pregnant with our second son in 2005, I gained even more weight with her. When she again lost the weight after he was born, coincidentally I did not. In 2009, in response to her constant harassment, I chose to quit smoking. On June 15th of 2009, I smoked my last cigarette, totally cold turkey. What I didn’t quit was the oral fetish associated with smoking and over the next several months my weight ballooned to an all time high of 279 lbs. That was my weight on my birthday in 2009 at the age of 34. Worse yet, when I lumbered into the bathroom to shower on the morning of my birthday, I saw in the mirror something that shocked me to the core: I had stretch marks on my stomach.

It is not easy sharing this picture. This is not even my heaviest. This is three weeks into the process when I finally found the courage to step in front of a camera.

The first thing that happened next was nothing…

Depression set in. Despair set in. The reality for most people that become obese is that really don’t see it happening. It actually comes as a surprise one day. They tend to trick their own mind into ignoring the signs as they are gaining the weight. I was no different. Lucky for me, New Year’s Day was right around the corner. And that is the time for resolutions.

I bought myself a recumbent stationary bike and began to exercise. I also took some advise from some gym-rat friends of mine and began to eat lean protein, rice, and vegetables. I began to track all of my calories in software on my computer (smartphones were still a few years off).

Before you applaud the next part of this story, it is important to note that I did this COMPLETELY the wrong way. I followed the flawed method of Calories in / Calories Out. I starved myself by taking in less than 1200 calories a day and I spent a ridiculous amount of time on the stationary bike. At the peak of my exercise routine, I was riding three hours a day. Right or wrong, it worked.

By the end of 2010, I was down to 180 lbs. I had also decided that summer to get a real bike. I had been watching the Tour de France for years and I wanted to be Lance Armstrong (he had not been disgraced yet), so I went on craigslist and found what I thought was the perfect bike. It was a 2000 Trek XO-1. It was an amazing bike, but not at all what I really wanted, in hindsight. I really knew nothing of cycling at the time. As it turned out, that was a cyclocross bike, which it designed very specifically for a certain sub-genre of cycling competitions. Regardless of my mistake, I rode the ever-loving shit out of that bike. FYI, it is still in my garage to this day. Another thing I did, as Spring began in 2010, was that I decided to shift my exercise routines to running. It was agonizing at first. Running is a vastly different cardiovascular activity to cycling. It is laborious and painful to the initiate and I suffered all the growing pains. However, after enduring it for months, I decided in the summer of 2010 to run my first 5k.

Warming up with the assistance of my oldest. This was my first 5k in August of 2010.

The Inner Harbor 5k in Syracuse, NY is still run every year, but that was my first official 5k. I was terrified. I was confused by how it all work. Luckily, I had my family with me to cheer me on. My oldest even ran alongside me while I jogged my warm-up. About a quarter mile into the run, my right foot found a pothole that my eyes never saw. CRACK. The pain was horrific. I limped for a couple of strides. A million thoughts streaked though my brain. Did I have to quit? Was I able to run? What did I do to my ankle? Did it matter?

The answer to the last question was an emphatic NO! Adrenaline was luckily still pumping through my body from the starting gun of the race. The sudden realization of a possible substantial injury only encouraged my adrenal glands further. I felt almost no pain as I ran the remainder of the race. I also ran it fast, finishing in under 24 min. Well, fast for me anyway. I also realized immediately after I finished, that I had done substantial damage to my ankle. As it turned out, it was a severe sprain but luckily not broken. Regardless, it hurt all the same.

That race ignited a love affair with running that carries on to this day. I have also continued to be an avid cyclist. A few years back, I added kayaking to my list of adventurous activities. There are a few more, and I will certainly address them over the coming blog posts. My accomplishments make me proud. I have run a lot of races, including full 26.2 mile marathons. I have biked in races and charity events, riding in several century rides. This spring, I am going to add a kayak race to the fold. In future posts, I will also be recounting some of my more memorable events. I will talk about my diets, both successful and otherwise. I will talk about my one attempt at a sprint triathlon and why it never even started. I will talk about my professional career and how it has served my fitness journey and how I am now able to guide others in their’s.

I hope you enjoyed this read and come back for more…

Christopher Hess, LMT

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February 20, 2020February 21, 2020

Starting Over

At the time I am writing this, no one reads my blog...

That is a very quick and concise explanation of my failures to date as it pertains to me putting myself out to the world. The reality is that I have actually done very little to improve that truth about my efforts. However, I do have a YouTube channel where I have posted some content. You may have even found this website through that channel. The disastrous truth about my YouTube channel is that I have never really organized my thoughts appropriately or had a well defined vision for what I wanted the channel to be.

Here’s the problem: I am “into” a number of things, but hardly an expert on any of them. The one subject to which I am legitimately an expert on is Massage Therapy. And while i am abundantly passionate about the subject, I have general held the belief that I should muddy the waters of my professional life my tackling that subject in these forums. I now, after much personal meditation, have decided it is time to change that. Yet I do not want to just be a YouTuber or Blogger on the subject of Massage. First of all, I would run out of topics rather quickly. Second, that is not my strongest passion in life. There are a myriad of other topics to which I feel I have a voice.

So what to do?

On January 1st of this year, I decided to begin daily vlogging. I had made the decision to finally bite the bullet and make it a priority. I was going to use YouTube as a daily journal of my thoughts on life, my career, my fitness, my travels…you name it. One thing I have never struggled with is having something to say. Although, come to behold, I did struggle. Primarily, I agonized over feeling repetitive and pigeon-holed on the finite subject matter. So I quit on February 1st…just one month in to the process.

So what next?

Blogging. Just plain and simple blogging. This medium, in my humble opinion, is better suited to my primary strength: the gift of gab. While I feel I thrive in a group conversation, easily playing off the riffs of others and making my voice heard, in the YouTube world of video content creation I fall short. My writing my thoughts down, I am able to eliminate the tedious editing process and get to focus on my thoughts. I can stop stressing over lighting and composition of the scene and aim my attention to syntax and sentence structure.

I am not planning on diving into this venture head first. I am going to take my time. I am going to do some more research on what makes a successful blog and what pitfalls to avoid. While I have already started the research, I want to start laying down the framework of how the blog is going to run and what the structure will look like. That will be fleshed out over the coming days.

I welcome feeback!

My primary motivator for doing this has remained the same in every iteration of my attempts to put myself out there: I feel I have something to say and I would like to be known for my opinion. Call me a egomaniac. Call me a narcissist. Call me a buffoon. It does not matter to me. First and foremost, I am doing this for myself. I have been doing this long enough in different formats that I have collected a decent catalog of content that I go back to occasionally and peruse. That allows me to learn from my failures and improve my methods going forward. I would love your assistance in that too. If you have any suggestions, tweaks, vast alterations, etc., please let me know. Comment on my posts, email me, PM on Facebook. Use whatever method of content works best for you. I welcome it all. Even if you want to tell that I am a stinking pile of refuse, go ahead. As long as you mean it…

-Christopher Hess, LMT